Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.

Almost anyone can be an author the business is to collect money and fame from this state of being.

To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks.

Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.

If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.