I would be married, but I'd have no wife, I would be married to a single life.

Show me a man who lives alone and has a perpetually clean kitchen, and 8 times out of 9 I'll show you a man with detestable spiritual qualities.

To do a dull thing with style-now that's what I call art.

Bad taste creates many more millionaires than good taste.

We have wasted History like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men's crapper of the local bar.