I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day.

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day.

I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day.

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.