In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone but sometimes it is a great relief.

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.

If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.

The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got to be good.