Karl Kraus
  • Science is spectral analysis. Art is light synthesis.

  • Education is a crutch with which the foolish attack the wise to prove that they are not idiots.

  • Education is what most receive, many pass on, and few possess.

  • Sex education is legitimate in that girls cannot be taught soon enough how children don't come into the world.

  • Experiences are savings which a miser puts aside. Wisdom is an inheritance which a wastrel cannot exhaust.