Laurence Sterne
  • I once asked a hermit in Italy how he could venture to live alone, in a single cottage, on the top of a mountain, a mile from any habitation? He replied, that Providence was his next-door neighbor.

  • Nothing is so perfectly amusing as a total change of ideas.

  • So much of motion, is so much of life, and so much of joy, and to stand still, or get on but slowly, is death and the devil.

  • Alas! if the principles of contentment are not within us, the height of station and worldly grandeur will as soon add a cubit to a man's stature as to his happiness.

  • People who overly take care of their health are like misers. They hoard up a treasure which they never enjoy.