Mike Royko
  • It's been my policy to view the Internet not as an 'information highway,' but as an electronic asylum filled with babbling loonies.

  • There is only one way to solve the alleged crisis of the erosion of 'family values.' And that is to get right down to the root cause of the problem.

  • The subject of criminal rehabilitation was debated recently in City Hall. It's an appropriate place for this kind of discussion because the city has always employed so many ex-cons and future cons.

  • When Michael Jordan quit, I suddenly found myself without a sports hero.