The best way to turn a woman's head is to tell her she has a beautiful profile.

Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness.

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.

The secret of a good marriage is forgiving your partner for marrying you in the first place.