Will Durst
  • I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.

  • Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car.

  • Comedy is defiance. It's a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety. And it's the laughter that allows hope to creep back on the inhale.

  • Comedy is defiance. It's a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety. And it's the laughter that allows hope to creep back on the inhale.

  • There is humor in the specter of the worst disaster in our nation's history. All I have to do is sweep away the debris of shock to find it.