One of the many things nobody ever tells you about middle age is that it's such a nice change from being young.

Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age.

Women lie about their age men lie about their income.

That they may have a little peace, even the best dogs are compelled to snarl occasionally.

The best sermon is preached by the minister who has a sermon to preach and not by the man who has to preach a sermon.