After you're older, two things are possibly more important than any others: health and money.

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned.

I'm not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You're as old as you feel.

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.

My notion of a wife at 40 is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two 20s.