Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week.

I want to get old gracefully. I want to have good posture, I want to be healthy and be an example to my children.

You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M. D. after them.

What makes old age so sad is not that our joys but our hopes cease.

Old age is a shipwreck.