Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival.

In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks.

One man's ways may be as good as another's, but we all like our own best.

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it.

When we seek to discover the best in others, we somehow bring out the best in ourselves.