Some of my best friends are Venture Capitalists, but let's face it, a hamster with Alzheimer's could make those kind of numbers. It's great work if you can get it.

I don't have the best body in the world, but I know for a fact that I have a really good voice.

Most of those who make collections of verse or epigram are like men eating cherries or oysters: they choose out the best at first, and end by eating all.

Work is like the rest of life. The best parts are free.

I'm married to my best friend!