Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

I owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best advice, and then going away and doing the exact opposite.

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.

The best and safest thing is to keep a balance in your life, acknowledge the great powers around us and in us. If you can do that, and live that way, you are really a wise man.

The Lord gets his best soldiers out of the highlands of affliction.