No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

Time spent with cats is never wasted.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.