People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.

There's a saying. If you want someone to love you forever, buy a dog, feed it and keep it around.

I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days.