I think there's something great and generic about goldfish. They're everybody's first pet.

My biggest pet peeve are just girls who go to sports bars who have no intention on caring what teams are playing, like they're looking for just a night out. That drives me more crazy than anything else. Like, don't pretend to be a sports fan.

It's true, you can never eat a pet you name. And anyway, it would be like a ventriloquist eating his dummy.

Pet stores just sell their animals.

I have this pet thing about how global communications are moving so fast now, throwing information at you, making everything available to you, and yet I feel it's leaving us more and more isolated.