When I was little I thought, isn't it nice that everybody celebrates on my birthday? Because it's July 4th.

This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security.

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.

I crashed my boyfriend's birthday when I was 12 years old. He didn't invite me and so I showed up.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.