I want a chainsaw very badly, because I think cutting down a tree would be unbelievably satisfying. I have asked for a chainsaw for my birthday, but I think I'll probably be given jewelry instead.

I just had my 30th birthday and we went turkey shooting. It's what I wanted to do, so we went.

Every day, every birthday candle I blow out, every penny I throw over my shoulder in a wishing well, every time my daughter says, 'Let's make a wish on a star,' there's one thing I wish for: wisdom.

I left school on my 15th birthday.

The worst part about celebrating another birthday is the shock that you're only as well as you are.