Business
  • Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible.

  • Time is the scarcest resource and unless it is managed nothing else can be managed.

  • Business is a combination of war and sport.

  • An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.

  • In modern business it is not the crook who is to be feared most, it is the honest man who doesn't know what he is doing.