Look at Neil Diamond. Was he the cool guy? No, he was the housewives' guy. He didn't try to be what he wasn't. He just did what he did - made great music, was a good entertainer, nice-enough guy.

My friends that are snobs think its cool I did a movie with Albert Brooks.

On stage, we just want to generate hysteria. We don't care about looking cool or posing.

See, at a certain point it becomes cool to be boy crazy. That happens in sixth grade, and it gives you so much social status, particularly in an all-girls school, if you can go up and talk to boys.

I'm not hip, I'm not cool, I'm not glib.