Dad
  • Parents don't understand kids and kids don't understand parents. My parents were divorced when I was really young and I went to live with my dad.

  • My grandfather was a lawyer, my dad was a lawyer, my mum was a lawyer, I got an uncle who's a lawyer, I got cousins that are lawyers.

  • I pop gum. My parents get so annoyed with me. I know my dad wishes he never taught me how to do that.

  • My dad is a nurse midwife, one of about only 50 male midwives in the U.S., I think.

  • I'm the most inappropriate dad. I curse in front of my kids and their friends. I let my kids watch R-rated movies. I'll walk by the movie theater and say, 'Let's go see that,' and my kids will say, 'No, it's rated R. It's not appropriate for kids.' I'm like Uncle Dad. We have fun. I don't live with them, but I drive over four days a week.