I kept my babies fed. I could have dumped them, but I didn't. I decided that whatever trip I was on, they were going with me. You're looking at a real daddy.

Whenever I fail as a father or husband... a toy and a diamond always works.

Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?

It is impossible to please all the world and one's father.

A dramatic thing, the first time you stand up to your dad.