Dad
  • My dad was rubbish at all other aspects of his financial life, but he's pretty good at paying the rent.

  • I've always taken my love of children from my father. He was a children magnet. Suddenly, having my first child hit home what my dad went through.

  • My memories are of my dad taking me to football on Saturday mornings, and my mum taking me swimming. Those are the things I remember from my childhood, not sitting around the table debating capitalism and the profit squeeze.

  • My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. I was proud of that.

  • Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're so awful, they're really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics.