Wood burns because it has the proper stuff in it and a man becomes famous because he has the proper stuff in him.

When I started out, I didn't have any desire to be an actress or to learn how to act. I just wanted to be famous.

Did you ever stop to think why cops are always famous for being dumb? Simple. Because they don't have to be anything else.

A very quiet and tasteful way to be famous is to have a famous relative. Then you can not only be nothing, you can do nothing too.

I'm bored with that line. I never use it anymore. My new line is 'In 15 minutes everybody will be famous.'