I know I'm not supposed to have any opinions about politics, because I'm famous.

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous.

You're not famous until my mother has heard of you.

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich.

I always want to say to people who want to be rich and famous: 'try being rich first'. See if that doesn't cover most of it. There's not much downside to being rich, other than paying taxes and having your relatives ask you for money. But when you become famous, you end up with a 24-hour job.