The Paris peace talks kept a roof over my head and food on the table and clothes on my back because if something was said going in or coming out, I had the rent for the month.

It was dog food. Beef livers with onions in a can. You open it up and it looks like vomit.

I swear I want to be a food model.

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy.

If we eat any food, or drink any beverage, we must recite a blessing over them before and after.