Funny
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I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
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Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.