Funny
  • I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

  • By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.

  • Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

  • I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

  • Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.