I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny.

You know what's funny to me? Attitude.

Some people say funny things, but I say things funny.

We are supposed to enjoy the good stuff now, while we can, with the people we love. Life has a funny way of teaching us that lesson over and over again.

I also think if you're an actor and you can improvise, when you go on an audition and you can improvise you're just a genius. If you can, you know, take a Tide commercial and you can just say one funny line that's not in the commercial they think you're a genius.