I've dated some women who have turned me on to some funny things that are strange for men to actually do, but these things have become part of my process. I think the things I do for my appearance help make me look better. I even colour my hair because I like how it makes me look.

I'm terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they're not funny. I end up saying, 'Oh, no, I'm joking, I'm joking.'

Everybody's funny if you love them.

People don't realize that I'm really funny and I'm an excellent bridge player.

People say funny things all the time during really serious moments in life.