Most of my ideas just come out funny.

Sometimes laughing isn't the best judge of what's funny, 'cause I think there's a lot of things that are really funny that don't make you laugh, that don't make you physically, audibly make a noise, but is something that is much more powerful than that.

There is nothing funny about a well-adjusted, intelligent person making the right choices.

I'm always in situations where you can't be funny, and yet I want to do it anyway.

It's a funny thing about me. I don't have any interest in food most of the time now, although when I was a kid I was always hungry.