Funny
  • When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.

  • Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.

  • If you want to be thought a liar, always tell the truth.

  • It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

  • I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.