Funny
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When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
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Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.
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If you want to be thought a liar, always tell the truth.
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It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.
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I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.