It is not funny that anything else should fall down only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh? Because it is a gravely religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified.

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.

It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.

You know the funny thing, I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people.

The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.