Funny
  • I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

  • It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance.

  • Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.

  • My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.

  • By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.