Funny
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
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It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance.
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Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.
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My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
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By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.