Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.

To the mind, God is a perfect criminal. He has done such a perfect crime by creating this world that mind cannot trace how He did it. That is why the mind always freaks out about God.

I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.

Gibson has been making the finest electric guitars the world has ever witnessed for over 70 years. They are as American as God, guns and rock and roll.

God may forgive your sins, but your nervous system won't.