To understand me, you have to meet me and be around me. And then only if I'm in a good mood - don't meet me in a bad mood.

I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But then I'd get to where I was likely to have a stroke from the stress of keeping up my act. I've since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention on her.

Some people thought we were presenting Archie as a false character. President Nixon thought we were making a fool out of a good man.

Under all speech that is good for anything there lies a silence that is better, Silence is deep as Eternity speech is shallow as Time.

The work an unknown good man has done is like a vein of water flowing hidden underground, secretly making the ground green.