I believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time to think about what would cause the other person to feel good.

Screaming at children over their grades, especially to the point of the child's tears, is child abuse, pure and simple. It's not funny and it's not good parenting. It is a crushing, scarring, disastrous experience for the child. It isn't the least bit funny.

A peaceful man does more good than a learned one.

I was walking along and this chair came flying past me, and another, and another, and I thought, man, is this gonna be a good night.

Henceforth I ask not good fortune. I myself am good fortune.