Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.

The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich.

It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.

A sense of humor... is needed armor. Joy in one's heart and some laughter on one's lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life.

There are several good protections against temptation, but the surest is cowardice.