Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.

Necessity never made a good bargain.

Do not be too moral. You may cheat yourself out of much life so. Aim above morality. Be not simply good be good for something.

A good husband is never the first to go to sleep at night or the last to awake in the morning.

Don't believe your friends when they ask you to be honest with them. All they really want is to be maintained in the good opinion they have of themselves.