I met Woz when I was 13, at a friend's garage. He was about 18. He was, like, the first person I met who knew more electronics than I did at that point. We became good friends, because we shared an interest in computer and we had a sense of humor. We pulled all kinds of pranks together.

What is moral is what you feel good after, and what is immoral is what you feel bad after.

There is only one difference between a long life and a good dinner: that, in the dinner, the sweets come last.

Hatred is gained as much by good works as by evil.

I have found little that is 'good' about human beings on the whole. In my experience most of them are trash, no matter whether they publicly subscribe to this or that ethical doctrine or to none at all. That is something that you cannot say aloud, or perhaps even think.