Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

The worst thing in this world, next to anarchy, is government.

People try to live within their income so they can afford to pay taxes to a government that can't live within its income.

If men were angels, no government would be necessary.

Feeling good about government is like looking on the bright side of any catastrophe. When you quit looking on the bright side, the catastrophe is still there.