Graduation
  • It might be said now that I have the best of both worlds. A Harvard education and a Yale degree.

  • God will not look you over for medals degrees or diplomas, but for scars.

  • A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

  • Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.

  • Knowledge is invariably a matter of degree: you cannot put your finger upon even the simplest datum and say this we know.