I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.

To me luxury is to be at home with my daughter, and the occasional massage doesn't hurt.

If an ass goes travelling he will not come home a horse.

This nation will remain the land of the free only so long as it is the home of the brave.

Yesterday's home runs don't win today's games.