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  • One small cat changes coming home to an empty house to coming home.

  • Here's how I think of my money - as soldiers - I send them out to war everyday. I want them to take prisoners and come home, so there's more of them.

  • Yes, I've kissed a lot of guys. I like to kiss, but that's it. I don't go home with anyone. I sleep with my animals, like my baby monkey, Brigitte Bardot.

  • I had only one superstition. I made sure to touch all the bases when I hit a home run.

  • By the time you get dressed, drive out there, play 18 holes and come home, you've blown seven hours. There are better things you can do with your time.