Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.

A woman has to be intelligent, have charm, a sense of humor, and be kind. It's the same qualities I require from a man.

In truth, politeness is artificial good humor, it covers the natural want of it, and ends by rendering habitual a substitute nearly equivalent to the real virtue.

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.