To my knowledge, I was the first guy really to do what I do. And then later on different comedians started trying doing it.

Real knowledge, like everything else of value, is not to be obtained easily. It must be worked for, studied for, thought for, and, more that all, must be prayed for.

I fantasize about going back to high school with the knowledge I have now. I would shine. I would have a good time, I would have a girlfriend. I think that's where a lot of my pain comes from. I think I never had any teenage years to go back to.

Books minister to our knowledge, to our guidance, and to our delight, by their truth, their uprightness, and their art.

The minuses of celebrity include having to live with security and the knowledge that you may be stalked.