Legal
  • Unfortunately, what many people forget is that judges are just lawyers in robes.

  • To some lawyers, all facts are created equal.

  • As a private lawyer, I could bill $750 an hour, but I don't.

  • I wouldn't pretend to tell you we don't pay our lawyers well.

  • I'm afraid I talk a lot, too much, perhaps. I should have been a lawyer or a college professor or a windy politician, though I'm glad I am not any of these.