It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.

Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what's going to happen next.

What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes.

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.

Imagination and fiction make up more than three quarters of our real life.