Life
  • I bear a charmed life.

  • Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.

  • I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.

  • In married life three is company and two none.

  • Life is pretty simple: You do some stuff. Most fails. Some works. You do more of what works. If it works big, others quickly copy it. Then you do something else. The trick is the doing something else.